Just kidding, ladies!
It really made me use my noggin, because I read a lot of blogs that fit the criteria:
A) You can't wait to read what they post next.
B) You want to be friends with them.
C) You think they are the cat's meow. Meow!
D) You might find them attractive- physically, mentally, emotionally, spiritually, whatever floats your boat.
E) If you met them in person, blushing might occur.
She has no idea I am going to do this: Joolie, I heart you.
In short, Joolie, your blog is a little bright spot in my day. Thanks.